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PostSubject: Re: The Silva Household   Sun Apr 10, 2011 8:18 pm

"I think you should write them all Howelrs now-here! Look at this letter! 'Matilda threatened to give one of her pupils a black eye in Charms class today, when he had trouble picking up the spell right away. She needs to learn how to control her temper, or I am not sure how she will be able to function in my class.' and in this one, 'If Jared does not pick up the slack in my class, he will be able to pass his OWL for my class next.'" Max groaned. Work was causing enough stress right now. He didn't need his kids making trouble.

"Maybe we should start being a little stricter on them-like my coworker, Ted is with his kids. Or even the Sawyers are a well-behaved bunch." Max suggested.
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PostSubject: Re: The Silva Household   Sun Apr 10, 2011 8:32 pm

"Maybe we should be more strict. But we can't really do anything about it while they're at Hogwarts. Sure, we'll send them a Howler, but that's only going to embarrass them and they'll hate us for it. It won't stop them from doing anything."

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PostSubject: Re: The Silva Household   Sun Apr 10, 2011 8:34 pm

"At we're not late with Isaiah." Max sighed again, and he rubbed his forehead. "But I think a Howler might work. It might embarrass them into submission."
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PostSubject: Re: The Silva Household   Sun Apr 10, 2011 8:39 pm

"Someone like Matilda isn't going to be scared into submission. Josiah wouldn't, and Jared wouldn't either. I got Howlers sometimes and they never made me follow the rules any more."

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PostSubject: Re: The Silva Household   Sun Apr 10, 2011 8:40 pm

"What, really?" Max raised his eyebrows. "They mustn't have been that good. Once I got a Howler for acting cheeky towards Professor Snape. And I got five points off and a note home, and in return the most embarrassing Howler I had ever received. I never talked to Snape except for the bare minimum again."
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PostSubject: Re: The Silva Household   Sun Apr 10, 2011 9:13 pm

"Well, your mum is a little..." Libby trailed off, looking for the right word. "...well, you know. My mum sent some pretty bad Howlers, but by the next week everybody had already forgotten about it, so it wasn't like it embarrassed me, or scared me into not wanting that again. I actually thought it was kinda funny how mad she got."

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PostSubject: Re: The Silva Household   Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:57 pm

"You never did anything really bad though. Once, I dyed this girl's cat the color purple with a spell!" Max chuckled, in spite of himself. "That poor cat... it doesn't wash out for a long time."
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PostSubject: Re: The Silva Household   Wed May 18, 2011 9:20 pm

Libby was sitting out on the back porch. She was flaunting her body by wearing a bikini and a robe, sitting out on one of those nice long chairs by the pool. It was sunny, it was warm, it was summer. Libby had sunglasses perched on her nose--the big, over-sized, designer kind. She pulled the rubber band off of a newspaper that had been delivered the day before. The Daily Prophet. Unfurling the newspaper, her mouth immediately dropped upon seeing the heading.

MINISTER SHACKLEBOLT DIES OF A HEART ATTACK


Sitting up a little straighter, Libby continued to read through the article. It wasn't every day the Minister of Magic died, after all. Arguably, he was one of the best Ministers.



Kingsley Shacklebolt, appointed to the position of the Minister of Magic nearly twenty years ago, has recently died. Officials say the cause was a heart attack. Shacklebolt was at his private estate when the heart attack struck, and by the time he had been escorted to St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries, he had been pronounced dead. Healers say they are still trying to determine why the heart attack occurred, as Shacklebolt was in good health before his passing. He was admitted to St. Mungo's on June 4th.




Libby frowned. She had taken a sick day that day, Friday. She hadn't been to work since--it was a Sunday now--so, naturally, she hadn't heard of Kingsley being admitted. Of course, the one day I miss work, the Minister of Magic arrives. Balls.

She read on.



Shacklebolt's family wishes not to be interviewed during this tough emotional time. Ministry workers and wizards all over offer their condolences to the Shacklebolts.

"[Kingsley] was a great wizard," said notorious Harry Potter, who's still known to many as the "Boy Who Lived" or the "Chosen One." "Not only that, but he was a wonderful boss. He always cared for his employees like we were his family. He will definitely be missed by many."

When asked who would step up to the position of the minister, Potter was modest and wouldn't reveal much information. He said that the new minister would be announced at a special banquet for the Auror Department, as "it would be one of the higher-up Aurors to take the position, for the time being."

Blaine Bradford, who heads the Auror Department alongside Potter, wasn't so modest. "I have some vague ideas as to who will be temporarily promoted," Bradford reported, a smirk sliding along his face. "Whoever fills that position must be tough, vigilant, and hard-working, much like Shackle--Mr. Shacklebolt--was. He was the embodiment of an ideal Minister."

As tradition holds, one of the heads of the Auror Department is appointed to Minister in a time like this. This narrows down the speculation to Harry Potter and Blaine Bradford, though the official replacement will be reported after the banquet held for the Aurors. Article continued on page A5.




Libby leaped up from the chair, running into the house. "MAAAAX!"

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PostSubject: Re: The Silva Household   Wed May 18, 2011 9:27 pm

Despite it only be later morning, a sleepy Max had curdled up on a couch, and was dozing slightly, under a ceiling fan that was on full blast. The hot weather always made him sleepy, he said as an excuse.

So, like a bear waking up from hibernation, and he called out groggily (and grouchily) to Libby.

"What?! I'm sleeping!" he shouted.
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PostSubject: Re: The Silva Household   Wed May 18, 2011 9:39 pm

"LOOK AT THIS!" Libby yelled, throwing the paper onto his chest as hard as she could. "Read it! Just read it!"

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PostSubject: Re: The Silva Household   Wed May 18, 2011 9:43 pm

Max scanned the newspaper, his eyes growing wider and his face more pale with every other word. Even Max, who was infamously known as 'Peter Pan' around the family for never really growing up, looked even worried and stressed about this whole situation. And, when Max was stressed about something, it must have been pretty serious.

By the time he was done reading the article, Max actually threw it aside, and let out a deep side.

"Well, this settles it Libby. We're moving to America. If that Bradford guy becomes Minister, then all of Britain is going straight to hell." he announced loudly, for the world to hear.
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PostSubject: Re: The Silva Household   Wed May 18, 2011 9:50 pm

"What?! No! I don't want to go to America! Our family will become a walking tourist attraction! Do you KNOW how many Americans make fun of British people's accents?!" Libby was really getting mad. "And... and... what if Potter becomes minister? Then we'll have the motherfucker that defeated Voldemort leading our country!"

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PostSubject: Re: The Silva Household   Wed May 18, 2011 9:53 pm

"But what if he isn't going to be the leader!" Max shouted back at her, crossing his arms defensively. "I mean, there's a fifty-fifty chance! I think it's better if we're safe than sorry. The kids can still attend Hogwarts, and I can find a Curse-Breaker job there... it will work out, I'm telling you!"
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PostSubject: Re: The Silva Household   Wed May 18, 2011 10:00 pm

"We're not going to fucking move continents just because you're afraid of some chink running the ministry! Grow a pair, Maxwell!" Libby didn't appreciate this. It wasn't very often she called him Maxwell--it was only when she was really mad. "How about, before you let out your anger, you wait until we know who's going to be overseeing what! There's NO need to get your panties in a bunch over the unknown!"

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PostSubject: Re: The Silva Household   Wed May 18, 2011 10:03 pm

Max stepped back. An angry woman. How dangerous.

"...Well, someone's on their period." he said calmly, sitting back down on the couch. "Libby, I think we need a vacation. You've been working way too hard." he announced. He leaned against it, and shut his eyes, daydreaming.

"Do you remember that time, a couple summers ago, when we went to Hawaii... the beautiful water, the snorkeling, the food, the people, the mountains and the rain, the island hut, the soft bed sheets..."
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PostSubject: Re: The Silva Household   Wed May 18, 2011 10:05 pm

"I don't NEED a vacation! And I'm not on my fucking period!" she snapped, her face turning red. "And there's SOMETHING important this month--"

That's when she stopped. She froze. Her anger melted away. "We can't go on vacation this month."

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PostSubject: Re: The Silva Household   Wed May 18, 2011 10:09 pm

"Hmm?" Max's eyes snapped opened, and he looked up at her with such childish curiosity. "What do you have planned this month?-And, we can always go next month, you know."
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PostSubject: Re: The Silva Household   Wed May 18, 2011 10:10 pm

Libby smacked her palm to her forehead. "Holly's getting married this month..." She looked about ready to cry. "She'll be Mrs. Holly Bradford."

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PostSubject: Re: The Silva Household   Wed May 18, 2011 10:12 pm

Max groaned deeply, and smacked his own forehead. "Are you kidding me? I thought it wasn't until July!" He sighed. "Do we have to go?" he whined.
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PostSubject: Re: The Silva Household   Wed May 18, 2011 10:14 pm

"It's my sister's wedding! Of course we have to!" Libby collapsed onto the couch next to Max. "God, she's fucking up her life with that decision. No one understands her, or why she's marrying him. God."

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PostSubject: Re: The Silva Household   Thu May 19, 2011 6:19 pm

"It IS a really bad match." Max agreed, whole heartedly. "I've never met this Blaine guy, but from Nick's stories... he sounds like an ass." He shook his head. "Even Holly could do better."
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PostSubject: Re: The Silva Household   Fri May 20, 2011 5:26 pm

"She goes on about how she 'sees right through him' and how he's 'really a good guy' and all that crap."

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PostSubject: Re: The Silva Household   Fri May 20, 2011 5:59 pm

"Have YOU met him or something?" Max inquired, rather curiously.
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PostSubject: Re: The Silva Household   Wed Jun 01, 2011 6:20 pm

Leah entered the house yelling out. "YO MATILDA SILVAAAAA!" she screamed at the top of her lungs as though screaming over a mountain, with her legs apart and her hands to her mouth.
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PostSubject: Re: The Silva Household   Wed Jun 01, 2011 7:31 pm

Matilda wasn't in the house. She was outside in the jacuzzi. Libby, however, jumped up from her spot in the couch and cursed under her breath, going into the kitchen where Leah was. "Leah, honey, I know I said that you can feel welcome and all that, but you really should knock or ring the doorbell instead of just barging in like this."

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