Sasha Worldwide
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 | Subject: Memorable Posts.  Wed Jun 12, 2013 9:57 pm | |
| Drunken house party. - Spoiler:
[00:02:48 12/06/13] Ingenue : Okay.[00:02:57 12/06/13] Ingenue : Imagine both our first and next gen characters at a big house party.[00:03:04 12/06/13] Ingenue : At this house party there is alcohol.[00:03:10 12/06/13] Ingenue : Who's doing what.[00:03:23 12/06/13] @ Mr. Fabo-Worldwide : oh jeez[00:04:22 12/06/13] @ Mr. Fabo-Worldwide : ok libby goes and gets a beer and immediately starts talking to new people, probably the most attractive man/woman she sees in the vicinity (depending on whatever point in time this house party is taking place)[00:05:00 12/06/13] @ Mr. Fabo-Worldwide : gets drunk, probably hooks up with someone (at the very least makes out with someone, but again it depends on what point in time the party is)[00:05:43 12/06/13] @ Mr. Fabo-Worldwide : drew (when he's not stuck being the DD) chats up his friends and meets some new people and gets buzzed but not drunk unless he's challenged to some sort of race or game like edward 40hands[00:05:46 12/06/13] Ingenue : Mmm hmm?[00:05:57 12/06/13] @ Mr. Fabo-Worldwide : then he proceeds to get roaringly drunk and does something stupid like sing songs about sex[00:06:40 12/06/13] @ Mr. Fabo-Worldwide : holly gets buzzed but not drunk almost ALWAYS, and hooks up with the hottest dude she can find[00:07:31 12/06/13] @ Mr. Fabo-Worldwide : matilda has one drink (maybe two) but goes wild anyway because, while a party is an excuse to be stupid, it is not an excuse to lose control of your stupidity (i.e. get drunk beyond no return)[00:07:45 12/06/13] Ingenue : Oh Drew, babe.[00:07:48 12/06/13] @ Mr. Fabo-Worldwide : probably grinds on some dudes but won't actually hook up with them[00:08:54 12/06/13] @ Mr. Fabo-Worldwide : josiah, when he's young and first experiences alcohol, doesn't think it's a good party unless you get completely shitfaced and wake up the next morning lost and confused[00:09:01 12/06/13] @ Mr. Fabo-Worldwide : later he learns to drink responsibly.[00:09:15 12/06/13] Ingenue : What a good student.[00:09:30 12/06/13] @ Mr. Fabo-Worldwide : ps drew, because he's sober most of the time, probably hangs out with the other sober kids and talks philosophy and shit[00:09:39 12/06/13] @ Mr. Fabo-Worldwide : right?[00:09:44 12/06/13] @ Mr. Fabo-Worldwide : what about your characters? :A[00:10:09 12/06/13] Ingenue : This depends on what universe,[00:10:28 12/06/13] Ingenue : But Rachel is either an alcoholic so there is a physiological necessity to drink,[00:10:37 12/06/13] Ingenue : Or she just drinks enough to get a bit tipsy and losen up.[00:11:03 12/06/13] Ingenue : Karin is probably just chilling with Drew, as alcohol is not her thing.[00:11:17 12/06/13] Ingenue : Max is the obnoxious wasted guy that everyone wants to punch in the throat.[00:12:23 12/06/13] Ingenue : Sophia turns her Berkeley nose up at the booze, preferring instead to smoke outside with the likes of Hugh or perhaps Jared YOU REMEMBER HIM.[00:13:22 12/06/13] Ingenue : Will knows how to drink responsibly, that's for sure.[00:13:38 12/06/13] Ingenue : If he's just drinking socially with friends, then he'll just be a little bubbly.[00:13:40 12/06/13] @ Mr. Fabo-Worldwide : omg jared was basically filler so i could say matilda grew up in a house of boys[00:14:01 12/06/13] Ingenue : But this is a house party so he'll choose to get absolutely shit faced.[00:14:11 12/06/13] Ingenue : And I just see him being like super clingy?[00:14:31 12/06/13] Ingenue : He'll see Josiah and be like "AAAAAY BUDDY. YOU KNOW HOW WE TALKED ABOUT GOING BOWLING LET'S GO BOWLING RIGHT FUCKING NOW."[00:14:56 12/06/13] Ingenue : "YOU ARE MY BEST FUCKING FRIEND *WRAPS ARM AROUND JOSIAH'S DRUNKEN BODY*"[00:15:47 12/06/13] Ingenue : Victor and Emily are prudes, and they are not into that sort of thing.[00:16:03 12/06/13] Ingenue : And if they do drink, Victor would be like the cigar and port guy.[00:16:08 12/06/13] Ingenue : They would only do it to look fashionable.[00:16:23 12/06/13] @ Mr. Fabo-Worldwide : and josiah would probably be like "DUUUDE THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. ONLY IF WE DO SHOTS DURING IT THOUGH."[00:16:24 12/06/13] Ingenue : I can imagine Will and Anthony encouraging the little boy Anthony to drink,[00:16:35 12/06/13] Ingenue : "LIKE COMMON ANTHONY JUST FOUR SHOTS OF TEQUILA."[00:16:38 12/06/13] Ingenue : And he's like "okay."[00:16:52 12/06/13] Ingenue : In a tiny voice, and Drew is like "NOOOO ANTHONY DON'T DO ITTTTTT"[00:16:57 12/06/13] Ingenue : But[00:16:59 12/06/13] Ingenue : it was too late.[00:17:28 12/06/13] Ingenue : And he's a total light weight so after four shots of tequila he's fucking giggling[00:17:42 12/06/13] Ingenue : And he like trips over his own feet and he walks in a zig-zag line.[00:17:55 12/06/13] Ingenue : And he'll like go up to some random person and begin telling his life story.[00:21:06 12/06/13] @ Mr. Fabo-Worldwide : poor boy 4 shots of tequila would get him all sorts of fucked up[00:22:44 12/06/13] Ingenue : He and Will would be playing Tarzan on Dianna or Serenity's chandeliers.[00:23:29 12/06/13] @ Mr. Fabo-Worldwide : omg[00:24:04 12/06/13] Ingenue : We should roleplay this tomorrow.[00:24:27 12/06/13] @ Mr. Fabo-Worldwide : we should omg i like this a lot[00:25:09 12/06/13] Ingenue : Oh my God, I thought of something good.[00:25:34 12/06/13] Ingenue : Anthony: *while totally shitfaced* Josiah.[00:25:36 12/06/13] Ingenue : I[00:25:41 12/06/13] Ingenue : never liked your[00:25:42 12/06/13] Ingenue : dancing much.[00:28:41 12/06/13] @ Mr. Fabo-Worldwide : josiah starts throwing punches[00:28:50 12/06/13] @ Mr. Fabo-Worldwide : drew and will have to pull him off[00:29:08 12/06/13] @ Mr. Fabo-Worldwide : josiah gets kicked out[00:29:09 12/06/13] @ Mr. Fabo-Worldwide : oh this is good[00:29:26 12/06/13] @ Mr. Fabo-Worldwide : actually before the punches there's probably some insulting banter that goes back and forth[00:30:07 12/06/13] Ingenue : Yes this is very good.[00:30:45 12/06/13] Ingenue : "Anthony you seem to be forgetting about the time your voice cracked during Bye Bye Birdie last year."[00:30:48 12/06/13] Ingenue : "I was having an off day."[00:31:06 12/06/13] Ingenue : You mean an off theatre career.[00:31:20 12/06/13] Ingenue : ...Oh.[00:35:00 12/06/13] @ Mr. Fabo-Worldwide : oh sSHIT[00:36:32 12/06/13] Ingenue : Then Will walks over all like[00:36:45 12/06/13] Ingenue : "Josiah Anthony I dare you guys to stand by the street and moon passing cars."[00:36:51 12/06/13] Ingenue : "OKAY!!!!!!!!!"[00:37:31 12/06/13] @ Mr. Fabo-Worldwide : and they do that and anthony's pants slip all the way down and josiah's like "HAH dude you have a tiny weiner"[00:38:30 12/06/13] Ingenue : And Anthony is all like "Fuck you that's not true!!!!! That's nOT TRUE!!!!!"[00:38:59 12/06/13] @ Mr. Fabo-Worldwide : and josiah's like "GO BACK INTO TE HOUSE AND GET A RULER I BET IT ISN'T EVEN NINE MILLIMETERS BITCH."[00:39:17 12/06/13] @ Mr. Fabo-Worldwide : and then he'll start ranting "ASK ANY GIRL IN THAT PARTY. SHOVE YOUR DICK IN THEIR FACE AND THEY WON'T EVEN FIND IT HAHAHA"[00:39:30 12/06/13] Ingenue : Omg[00:39:38 12/06/13] @ Mr. Fabo-Worldwide : of course he doesn't remember most of this the next day because he's completely shitfaced at this point[00:39:56 12/06/13] Ingenue : So Anthony stumbles back into the house not before tripping over a flip flop[00:40:06 12/06/13] Ingenue : With his pants still on the side of the road,[00:40:17 12/06/13] Ingenue : And he's wanderin garound screaming "I NEED A RULER. I NEED A RULER!!!"[00:41:39 12/06/13] @ Mr. Fabo-Worldwide : and like he stumbles into Matilda of all people with no pants or underwear or anything on[00:41:55 12/06/13] @ Mr. Fabo-Worldwide : and she's like "Dude, you can't just go whipping it out at a party. That's just rude."[00:42:45 12/06/13] Ingenue : He would be like "Ohi Matilda ahehehehehe I NEED A RULER"[00:43:16 12/06/13] @ Mr. Fabo-Worldwide : And Matilda just kind of "... for what?"[00:44:17 12/06/13] Ingenue : And he's just like "My penis wants to be measured!"[00:45:34 12/06/13] @ Mr. Fabo-Worldwide : and Matilda covers her mouth with her hand looks at him with concern, and she's just like "I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. You're a pig." and walks off[00:47:25 12/06/13] Ingenue : Then Anthony just sort of stands there bewildered, with his pants gone, no ruler, and he's about to cry.[00:47:50 12/06/13] Ingenue : And he's just like "How am I a pig?1?! I have no ruler!!!"[00:48:07 12/06/13] @ Mr. Fabo-Worldwide : omg[00:49:01 12/06/13] Ingenue : Oh my God.[00:51:21 12/06/13] Ingenue : At this point Will has retired on the couch to watch and laugh hysterically over the show Manswers.
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| | Subject: Re: Memorable Posts. Wed Jun 12, 2013 10:05 pm | |
| what happened to the other topic test post test post that's also reaLLY FUNNY HAHA PENIS JOKES. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Memorable Posts. Wed Jun 12, 2013 10:09 pm | |
| I love penises and I couldn't find it.
YOUR AVATAR IS SO SCARY. | |
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