Archives Drinking Game

If you ever happen to be reading the archives (from last gen, epilogue, or this gen), and want to have a nice drink, just follow these rules and you'll be plastered within minutes. Have fun, kids.



ARCHIVES DRINKING GAME

1. Every time someone punches/slaps/hits/gets physically violent with somene, drink.

2. Drink twice if the other person doesn't fight back.

3. Drink every time Nicolas is referred to as "moe" or "shota."

4. Drink every time someone refers to their own character as themself.

5. Drink every time an emoticon or textface is used in dialogue.

6. Drink every time a reference to the future is made (e.g. anime, politics, music, books, pop culture).

7. Drink every time long discussions (two pages or more) go on ooc in threads with little-to-no roleplaying going on.

8. Drink every time someone spells a canon character's name wrong (e.g. McGonagall or Dumbledore).

9. Drink every time some obvious romantic gesture is made that's completely stupid and reassures any reader that this roleplay was written by a bunch of 12-year-olds (e.g., "He walked up to her, his sleeve casually touching up against her arm. HER ARM.")

10. Drink whenever an object of affection is purple-prose'd, reassuring any reader that this roleplay was written by a bunch of 12-year-olds (e.g., "Max was still asleep in the back of the class. He looked peaceful, with his mouth slightly open, a small breeze coming through the window gently blowing through his chocolate brown hair.")

11. Drink twice whenever someone makes a comment about squee'ing or giggling or anything of the sort irl because of 9 or 10.