[ ] The majority of your clothing is from Abercrombie and Fitch, Aeropostale, American Eagle etc.
[x] You keep a comb with you everywhere you go.
[ ] You flirt with the opposite sex a lot even if you aren't interested in them.
[ ] You love to wear sunglasses.
[ ] The majority of your sentences begin or end with the words "dude" "bro" and/or "yo."
[x] You wear your clothes tight.
[x] You live in a small town.
[ ] You have a southern accent.
[ ] You own/display at least one Confederate flag in your home.
[ ] The hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.
[ ] Your Christmas tree is up until February.
[ ] You love Nascar.
[ ] The majority of your favorite movies have Michael Cera in them.
[ ] Most of the bands you know, nobody else does.
[ ] You have a Tumblr.
[x] You can quote any Mean Girls line.
[ ] Mitchell Davis is your idol.
[ ] You have a strange infatuation with triangles, helvetica font, and space backgrounds.
[ ] You are usually quiet, or depressed.
[ ] You cut yourself/used to cut yourself.
[ ] People call you emo.
[ ] You tend to wear a lot of dark clothing and eyeliner.
[x] You LOVE music.
[ ] Your hair can be greasy at times.
[ ] Your hair is choppy and full of volume.
[x] You're a fan of bright colors and Hello Kitty.
[ ] You have a Myspace.
[ ] You have at least 1 "x" in your usernames.
[ ] You go to local shows all of the time.
[ ] You wear loads of eye makeup, including eyeliner, mascara, and bright eyeshadows.
[x] You spend most of your time on the computer.
[ ] Moot is your God.
[ ] You actually know who Moot is.
[x] You wear glasses.
[x] You find school actually fun.
[x] You're socially awkward.
[ ] You consider yourself an independent.
[ ] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[ ] You have/had a job.
[x] You watch the News/Read news magazines.
[ ] People have called you no fun before.
[ ] You've driven a car before.
So I'm a nerd and a wanna-be douchebag? =w=